Damn You Jiin Siong!!!

The first step is always the hardest... So... ya, here is the damned blog that the arsehole Jiin Siong been pestering me to start. There is nothing much for me to blog about besides how I love to play computer games and not give a damn about my daily necessities (eat, sleep, exercise... bla bla bla) I don't really get the point of blogging, what should I blog about? No point blogging about my daily life, I don't even keep a dairy for god's sake. There is absolutely no point about blogging about my friends, cause I undoubtly have a very small pool of friends... >.>

Thus, I shall dedicate this blog to rants rants and more rants. Whenever I have something on my mind that I am unhappy about, prehaps I shall login to my damn blogspot and blog something. Don't expect to see much pictures though, I just couldn't be bothered to post them up. If you wanna know what happened on activities I participated, you will most likely end up looking at a thousand words essay rather than a small tiny picture of someone running around a taman chasing mosquitoes away from his friend's pos-3-rior. I have friends who ask me to put something creative or useful or even entertaining up. Well, I do write a bit of poetry once in awhile... and since they are so rare, prehaps I will post them up maybe once a week or something, but then again, I doubt there will be anyone reading this blog, so who gives a rat's ass about whatever that is happening here? I certainly don't.

What's with blogging anyway? Is blogging so fun? Why am I even wasting time here? All thanks to Jiin Siong. If you all don't know who the heck is that, here is his damned blog :  http://tanjs87.livejournal.com. He is a great friend, if not one of the best friends you can ever find. Well besides that he loves to "touch" people all around... Which makes people wonder whether is he a gay or not. There are times when I get so frustrated I feel like stripping him down and smack his own avian. However, he does have two great abilities... one is... he loves cock, I mean, he loves to cook. His cooking has got to be better than most of the food I have eaten outside... (I'm just saying this so he doesn't smack me again... shhh....) Secondly, he have the ability to force you to do something that you won't usually do, like strip down naked and stand on your roof top, and do a M.J moon walk there. Ok, that was crap, actually I couldn't think of why is he so great, maybe that's why he is such a good friend. Oh ya, if he ever tells you that you are in his VVIP friend list, remember to protect yourself from his wandering limbs...

Is blogging usually like this? I wonder does anyone have a rant blog. I mean, it has been a long time ever since I written so much... the last was a short story I planned on writing which ended up being lost into the cyber realm when I forgot to extract it before I formatted my comp. Well, at least that short story had a plot, characters, and a pretty decent story line, well at least to me that is. This post here? There isn't even a plot, and the character(s) is Jiin Siong? Well, you figure that out yourselves. I don't think I have ever enjoyed reading blogs, besides the real lame and famous ones like rojaks and cibailang. My fellow friends have pretty decent art blogs and personal blogs too. Jiin Siong's blog is one of the more relaxing blogs as it covers pretty much most of the activies we do together ever since he started blogging, (I think he covers everything we have done together... besides some really discreet ones... hehehe). I would have advertise their blogs up if I had the time, but right now I am rushing to get my damned first post ready before going to lunch with my mom and brother. Oh crap... Did I just write about my personal life? OH MY GAWD! I CAUGHT BLOGGERITIS! I hope it's not a STD, I'm still young and untouched... ( besides that damned JS zzz).

Oh, and one more thing, JS loves german cars. From the sporty BMW M3, to the prestigously luxurious Mercedes Benz S-Class. He also favours the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 to the Ferrari Enzo, but prefers the Ferrari F430 to the Gallardo, aka Baby Lambo. One thing for sure though, he have finally come to accept that Lexus is quite a good car, but quite good isn't enough for me... (Lexus and Toyota fan here... hello... *waves*) Makes me damn frustrated, but the way I see it, maybe he is right. German automobile engineering really is the best... HAIL HITLA! NAZ1 4 da w1|\|!!! I don't know what else to relate to Germany besides Hitler, BMW, Benz and their frankfurters. Where as in Japan you get good and reliable cars, and good and reliable porn and hentai.

There are so much rants for me to talk about now that I come to think of it, for example, how TMNet cheated on us, and decided to give us a free Laptop as compensation (well, as long my family don't recieve the bill... it's free right?), and why can't I find people to play futsal with me... I know I suck guys, but come on... just play for fun la!!! As time is of the essence, I guess I should end my damned post right now. I have a feeling that I won't survive the next time Jiin Siong sees me, so don't be surprised this is my first and last post in my blog. Then again, prehaps the government will come after me before anything happens. If that ever happens, then good bye, GG :)

Note: This post have exactly 1000 words as counted by Microsoft words besides this note, so... If someone can find me a picture that can represent all these words, I will delete everything on top, post the pic, and credit you too! Peace out people!