Plans and Schedules

Welcome to another edition of Rant-a-lot. Hmm what is there to rant about? Oh ya... I went to my University yesterday to enroll for second year. The drive there was a pleasant 40 minutes. Ya, well until you find out that what an arsehole some drivers can really be. I am suspecting that he needs new glasses or contact lenses. Everytime I look at my rear view mirror, I think he is only 1 feet away from crashing into my car. Well thank the Big Guy Above that only lasted a few minutes. But what really made my heart jump, was the fact that I saw a Bently Continental GT! Black colour, and from far I thought it was a Jaguar. Ok for those of you who don't know what the hell I am talking about, just Google it. Nothing weird happened the morning, besides the fact that I went home for 10 minutes to do some gigantic business and then off I go again... This time to Subang.

Upon reaching Subang, and finding the Holy Grail (parking man... for those of you who never went to the area near Taylors, INTI, Metropolitan... you will never know how valuable is a parking lot there...) I went to... a Cyber Cafe. Ya, I know, people usually go Cyber Cafes with their friends, what am I doing there alone? Well I met Fish Egg there, and then I have to burn time from 11.30 to 1.30, where Ken and Zee are supposed to meet with me and our Ex-Physics Teacher. So ya, we ate lunch together, then chatted till 3.30 where I have to go. Then... comes the hard part.

Today, is my birthday. I have never held a birthday party before... The last time I did was form 4 or form 5, I forgot. And guess what? Zee is going to UK tomorrow, which means our farewell dinner or lunch or what so ever supposed to happen today. Clash number 1. I wanted to celebrate with Jiin Siong and the gang tonight. Clash number 2. My cousins from Sabah are coming down for a visit for 3 days. Clash number 3. My brother from a different mother, Marzuki's birthday is 7 days after mine, and we wanted to celebrate today. Clash number 4. Is the Lord of Times out to get me? Some how I just curse my luck to have such great friends, prehaps too many great friends. And add to the fact that I am damn close to my cousins. Sigh... But thanks to my creativity (XD) I managed to cramp everything together. Too bad for Zee though, he is planning to spend his last day here with his girl friend, its an assumption but I am pretty sure its a very good one. You see, we are lucky that in Malaysia, there are plenty of mamak shop, and an equal amount of fans of this type of restaurants. So... ya, everyone is going there, thanks to me! MUAHAHAHA!!!

And now, to more rants. People, you will never believe how WEIRD my damned schedule for my University classes is. For Monday, I have class from 9-11 am, then 4-6pm. So ya, go figure. I mean can't they just stick me through like 9am - 1 pm? I'd rather finish off those 4 hours in one go then seperate them. Now that they are seperated, I feel as if my life is going be so much more boring. Wake up, go Uni, come back from Uni, eat dinner, sleep. How is that going be FUN? I have tonnes of people who tell me that I don't have a plan. In fact I do, grow up, steal some priceless shits, sell them to some dumb ass rich tycoons, get the money to research on genetically bioenhanced soldiers, and then take over the world with them. See? That isn't that bad of a plan right? Oh, and schedule for my everyday life? Looks like my life is going to be taken over by the University of Nottingham. There is going to be so much colour in my life now I guess.

Thus I would like to say this, for you people with a very strict self imposed schedule to follow, I am very impressed, for one, you are letting yourself take away your meaning of living as a human being. Hey do you know that animals with simple brains have a very strict schedule too? Take the impala for example. An impala is a type of antelope. Very graceful creature, very strict with its schedule too. Wake up, eat, laze around in the sun, drink, run away from danger/ get eaten, sleep (if it wasn't eaten). Cool huh? I cant imagine living my life so cool, wake up, eat, and... I can't think of a schedule for myself! If you fail to plan you plan to fail... Bull! If everything is planned, that means you believe in destiny. I used to believe in destiny, but I decided that if destiny is real and existant, that means all our future, success, failures, are all written in stone somewhere by the BGA. I won't want that, would you? That would mean the reasons for every incident that has happened, happening, and will happen to me are all just created by Him so that this-and-that can happen. So for crying out loud, stop following to your self imposed schedule. We are humans, and was giving a conscience mind. God gave us that so that we might think logically, and imaginatively. Live our life to the fullest! Do what you want to do! Well as long as it's not something bad, like rape, murder, rob... I don't mind stealing though. Well you better don't steal from me, what I meant was stealing like the legendary Robin Hood. I don't even know if he is a imagined character or an actual one. Who cares? I bet he don't live with a strict schedule with his life either.

Note: This post have exactly 1000 words as counted by Microsoft words besides this note, so... If someone can find me a picture that can represent all these words, I will delete everything on top, post the pic, and credit you too! Peace out people!

Of Warcraft and Originality

What do you get when you cross the self proclaimed largest shopping complex in south east asia, and the world's most recognised cyber gaming event. You get, WCG Malaysian Edition! This is prehaps my most awaited event of the year. Sadly, along with my cousin and brother, we bowed out of the competition after our first match. Well, I think I can't blame my lost on anyone, except for my own mistake. Would love to elaborate on Warcraft III but most won't be interested anyway. So after the lost, Jiin Siong asked me if I wanted to watch movie. I told him, sure... and I got stuck to the magnificent view of 2 Starcraft players battling out with each other on 2 giant projection screens. One is a representative from Malaysia, and the other is from Vietnam. They were, well... Much better than me. Oh well guess its back to the drawing board for me. When I took out my handphone to check the time, I saw... 7 miss calls by Tan Jiin Siong. Woops... No damned service inside the conference hall I guess... I called him, and he said that they are gonna watch the movie... THERE AND THEN. I got frustrated, then decided to continue to wait there and watch some really good players play from 2.50 to 4.30...Oh well, to the next paragraph shall we?

 

So when they came out, and we went to this funny cafe located right at the end of the mall. The thing is, this cafe that we went... although I admit it isn'€™t funny, but the concept is just too common nowadays. From Uncle Lim's, to Old Town Kopitiam, to Ipoh Coffee Shop... and today's shop's name which was forgotten by me... all of their drinks taste the same... all of the food they sell are almost the same, which I doubt has any difference in their taste also... I mean, come on, since when has Malaysia been known for great imitation? Aren't we supposed to be original thinkers? Which leads me to this, only today, I found out from Fan Jian Ping that our national anthem's music was a copy from some Hawaiian song. Besides that, I read from a book, namely, Malaysia and the Club of DOOM by Syed Akhbar Ali that some laws in this country which was said to be thought off originally by the law makers (sorry my politics sucks, I don't know who makes the laws or do laws make us anymore) is a complete rip off from the British laws which was left behind by our colonizers while in charge of our country. Is this plagiarism? Well that is an answer for the politicians to answer, not me, for I am but a humble citizen of Malaysia. One more thing, our government is always on the alert for pirated DVDs and VCDs, which is a good sign. However, is there nothing we can do to make our citizens more... original? Even now in parliament we see politicians scolding one another like they are trying to imitate scenes from the Taiwan parliament meetings. Come on guys, stop scolding each other... Action speaks louder than words! Do what you think its correct, then you will see to it that the people will love you. Upholding sexist, facist, racist, and religious qualities will only lead to your own downfall. I might be dumb and stupid, but at least I don't show it to people on national television!

 

This... leads me to another topic... also about originality and not acting dumb or stupid. Firstly I would like to credit the person for what I am talking about, despite being a real arsehole, is definately very cunning and deceptive. He is one of our residential area's community members. However, he seems to be disapproving everything that the community's majority wants. When we fenced up the area, which is actually illegal in our country, for God knows what reasons, he got so furious that he cut the fencing... he knocked our road blocks, which was illegal too... and he also even contacted the police when he discovered that some of our security guards, which was illegal too... were working without a security guard's permit. You may wonder, how did he find out about that? Well, as I said, he is a very cunning man. Prehaps his ideas were too original, no one thought he was THAT deceptive. He was extremely friendly towards the guards, and would sit at the "illegal" guard post and talk to them for an hour or more once in a few days. A very common sight. Sure he already gave us troubles before that, but no one would have thought that he would have stood so low as to BETRAY people who have trusted him. In the end, right now we have to settle with new security guard companies which are no where near as good as the ones who got betrayed by him. Then... he decided to cut the fencing, over and over again, and we ment it back. We have no proof, and he was smart. He stopped cutting the fencing for a few days, and through his connections (he is a good friend to some political party blablabla...) he got a national television news company to come to our residential area and showed all the illegal stuffs. He even said how the fencing made it uneasy for the residents to access the soon to be opened new shop lots. Well, prehaps the fencing will be uneasy... but imagine, coming home to your house to find your parking slot in front of your house had some USV (unidentified stationary vehicle) there. Two words, BULL SHIT! Evidently we did this fencing for a reason, and it is so that we won't have to SHARE our parking slot with the people who are going to the shops. He however decided that he doesn't mind. The controversial thing is... He bought a shoplot there. So ya... go figure.

Note: This post have exactly 1000 words as counted by Microsoft words besides this note, so... If someone can find me a picture that can represent all these words, I will delete everything on top, post the pic, and credit you too! Peace out people!

Damn You Jiin Siong!!!

The first step is always the hardest... So... ya, here is the damned blog that the arsehole Jiin Siong been pestering me to start. There is nothing much for me to blog about besides how I love to play computer games and not give a damn about my daily necessities (eat, sleep, exercise... bla bla bla) I don't really get the point of blogging, what should I blog about? No point blogging about my daily life, I don't even keep a dairy for god's sake. There is absolutely no point about blogging about my friends, cause I undoubtly have a very small pool of friends... >.>

Thus, I shall dedicate this blog to rants rants and more rants. Whenever I have something on my mind that I am unhappy about, prehaps I shall login to my damn blogspot and blog something. Don't expect to see much pictures though, I just couldn't be bothered to post them up. If you wanna know what happened on activities I participated, you will most likely end up looking at a thousand words essay rather than a small tiny picture of someone running around a taman chasing mosquitoes away from his friend's pos-3-rior. I have friends who ask me to put something creative or useful or even entertaining up. Well, I do write a bit of poetry once in awhile... and since they are so rare, prehaps I will post them up maybe once a week or something, but then again, I doubt there will be anyone reading this blog, so who gives a rat's ass about whatever that is happening here? I certainly don't.

What's with blogging anyway? Is blogging so fun? Why am I even wasting time here? All thanks to Jiin Siong. If you all don't know who the heck is that, here is his damned blog :  http://tanjs87.livejournal.com. He is a great friend, if not one of the best friends you can ever find. Well besides that he loves to "touch" people all around... Which makes people wonder whether is he a gay or not. There are times when I get so frustrated I feel like stripping him down and smack his own avian. However, he does have two great abilities... one is... he loves cock, I mean, he loves to cook. His cooking has got to be better than most of the food I have eaten outside... (I'm just saying this so he doesn't smack me again... shhh....) Secondly, he have the ability to force you to do something that you won't usually do, like strip down naked and stand on your roof top, and do a M.J moon walk there. Ok, that was crap, actually I couldn't think of why is he so great, maybe that's why he is such a good friend. Oh ya, if he ever tells you that you are in his VVIP friend list, remember to protect yourself from his wandering limbs...

Is blogging usually like this? I wonder does anyone have a rant blog. I mean, it has been a long time ever since I written so much... the last was a short story I planned on writing which ended up being lost into the cyber realm when I forgot to extract it before I formatted my comp. Well, at least that short story had a plot, characters, and a pretty decent story line, well at least to me that is. This post here? There isn't even a plot, and the character(s) is Jiin Siong? Well, you figure that out yourselves. I don't think I have ever enjoyed reading blogs, besides the real lame and famous ones like rojaks and cibailang. My fellow friends have pretty decent art blogs and personal blogs too. Jiin Siong's blog is one of the more relaxing blogs as it covers pretty much most of the activies we do together ever since he started blogging, (I think he covers everything we have done together... besides some really discreet ones... hehehe). I would have advertise their blogs up if I had the time, but right now I am rushing to get my damned first post ready before going to lunch with my mom and brother. Oh crap... Did I just write about my personal life? OH MY GAWD! I CAUGHT BLOGGERITIS! I hope it's not a STD, I'm still young and untouched... ( besides that damned JS zzz).

Oh, and one more thing, JS loves german cars. From the sporty BMW M3, to the prestigously luxurious Mercedes Benz S-Class. He also favours the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 to the Ferrari Enzo, but prefers the Ferrari F430 to the Gallardo, aka Baby Lambo. One thing for sure though, he have finally come to accept that Lexus is quite a good car, but quite good isn't enough for me... (Lexus and Toyota fan here... hello... *waves*) Makes me damn frustrated, but the way I see it, maybe he is right. German automobile engineering really is the best... HAIL HITLA! NAZ1 4 da w1|\|!!! I don't know what else to relate to Germany besides Hitler, BMW, Benz and their frankfurters. Where as in Japan you get good and reliable cars, and good and reliable porn and hentai.

There are so much rants for me to talk about now that I come to think of it, for example, how TMNet cheated on us, and decided to give us a free Laptop as compensation (well, as long my family don't recieve the bill... it's free right?), and why can't I find people to play futsal with me... I know I suck guys, but come on... just play for fun la!!! As time is of the essence, I guess I should end my damned post right now. I have a feeling that I won't survive the next time Jiin Siong sees me, so don't be surprised this is my first and last post in my blog. Then again, prehaps the government will come after me before anything happens. If that ever happens, then good bye, GG :)

Note: This post have exactly 1000 words as counted by Microsoft words besides this note, so... If someone can find me a picture that can represent all these words, I will delete everything on top, post the pic, and credit you too! Peace out people!